I think I'll be happy with my preacher hat

I went to Barney's today, check the stuff here and there. Hmmmm, "still looking for the Number (N)ine rack, oh there it is". Shit looks good. Fuck, nothing of my size, not that I'm buying anyway. Oh they have the veil/hat veil/headcover/fuckidontknowwhatyoucall it piece of head gear on the manequin, check the tag, selling for $1400!!!